This has been an amazing night.

這是一個十分精彩的夜晚

We've already won 5 states

我們已經贏了五個州的初選

and it looks like we can win 6 or 7, or 8, or 9

而且我認為我們可能還還會贏六個州、七個州、八個州或九個州

Maybe a million states by the time the night is over

或許今晚以前會贏一百萬個州啦

Now, I'll admit, I didn't win every state.

好的我承認，我是沒有獲得所有州的支持

I only got 27 percent of the vote in Texas.

我只拿到德州百分之二十七的支持

But remember, everything is bigger in Texas

但你要記得一件事，在德州的所有東西都比較大

So 27 percent is actually more like 60 percent.

所以百分之二十七事實上感覺起來像是百分之六十啦

So basically, I won Texas

所以基本上，我已經拿下德州了

Thank you, and thank me

謝謝你，也謝謝我自己！

As for Oklahoma, look at it

至於奧克拉荷馬州，你看看

It looks like a Trump wig that Texas is wearing.

他看起來就像德州帶著川普的假髮

So, I basically won there, too

所以我基本上也拿下那裡了啦

Of course, I want to thank Governor Chris Christie for his unblinking support.

當然，我想要感謝 (新澤西州) 州長 Chris Christie 的全力支持

I love this guy, he's fantastic.

我愛這個傢伙，他太棒了

He's like my Mini-Me, except bigger. He's my Mega-Me.

它就像是迷你版的我，只是他比較大。他像是巨大版的我。

Thank you Mega-Me. You can go home now, Mega-Me.

感謝巨大版的我，你現在可以走了。

Good boy. Good Mega-Me.

乖孩子，巨大版的我真乖。

Now since this is a press conference.

既然今天是一場記者會

I'll take your questions and/or compliments

我會接受你們的提問以及你們所有的讚美

You, go ahead.

你，說吧

You've been criticized for failing to distance yourself from the KKK

大眾批評你因為沒有跟 KKK (記者指美國仇恨黑人組織)

and white supremacists like David Duke.

以及白人優越主義者 David Duke 保持距離

Do you have any comment on that?

你對這個有什麼看法？

Look, first of all, I love the KKK. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney

聽著，首先，我愛 KKK ， Kim 、 Khloe 、 Kourtney (美國名人金卡戴珊家族成員)

They're fantastic people, I've known them a long time.

她們都是很棒的人，我已經認識他們很久了

As for David Duke, I've already disavowed that.

至於 David Duke，我早就否認了

I disavowed it like five times, but everyone's still like damn Donald!

我已經否認大概五次了吧，但是每個人都在那邊「該死唐納！」

Back at it again with the white supremacists!

你快點回到跟那些白人優越主義者站在同一線嘛

Next question.

下個問題

Hey Donald, what's next? What if you get an endorsement from the Nazi party?

嘿，唐納，那下一步呢？如果你得到納粹的支持呢？

Look, I support people who cannot see.

聽著，我支持看不見的人。(川普把 Nazi 聽成 not see)

I love Stevie Wonder.

我愛 Stevie Wonder (美國黑人盲人歌手)

He's a fantastic singer, maybe not for everybody, but I love him, okay?

他是個很很棒的歌手，或許不是所有人都這麼想，但是我愛他，好嗎？

You in the front.

你，前排這個

Marco Rubio said he intends to stay in the race, how do you feel about that?

Marco Rubio 說他要繼續跟你競爭，你對此有何感覺

I don't get this guy.

我實在不懂這個人欸

He keeps giving victory speeches, he hasn't won a thing.

他總是在那邊發表勝利演說，但他根本就什麼都沒贏啊

He's like that guy who brags about being three numbers away from winning the power ball

他就是那種差三碼中樂透也要炫耀的人

I have more important things to focus on.

我有更重要的事值得我關心

I've got bigger fish to fry.

我還有更重要的事情等著去做。

Chris that's a figure of speech.

Chris 這只是個比喻！

My real competition now is Hillary Clinton.

我真正的競爭對手是希拉蕊

And look, I called Hillary earlier.

聽著，我剛剛打電話給希拉蕊

I said, “Here's the deal.”

我說：「現在情況是這樣啦」

“In 2008 you lost to a black man, but in 2016 you're gonna lose to an orange man.”

「2008 年你輸給了一個黑人 (指歐巴馬)，但在 2016 年你會輸給一個橘色的人」

That's right, orange is the new black.

沒錯，橘色將會引領風騷 (orange is the new black 同為美劇「女子監獄」的名稱)

And we are gonna win win win.

而且我就是會贏贏贏

In fact, I don't wanna just win the presidency.

事實上，我不只想要贏得總統大選

I also wanna win the last season of American Idol

我也想要贏得最後一季的《美國偶像》(美國知名歌唱選秀節目)

So text “TRUMP” to 10112

所以請輸入「川普」到 10112

Together, we can make American Idol great again.

同心協力，我們可以讓《美國偶像》再次變得偉大！

Cue the music.

下音樂